Learn to prepare the earth, plant seeds, water them. While I usually prefer to be the one using the ropes on others, I was taken enough with her style that I was willing to hang out and talk shop *ahem*.įor the next bit it was all pretty standard farming sim stuff. I found myself in a run-down house, with an awesome, nerdy looking person called Farm Fan, ready to show me the ropes. Having fashioned a green-haired, purple-clothed, cat girl with a side fringe, I headed out into the world. You can be a cat person, which naturally, I chose. You can be all sorts of adorable and have most of the important styles of anime hair. You begin your journey by designing a character using a fairly basic set of prefab parts. Here now are my findings after too long to request a refund for Staxel. Not everyone’s cup of tea, but then neither am I, so I can relate. So, I checked the reviews and found them to be mostly positive. It looks like a unicorn puked on it, I noticed.
#Staxel mods not active full#
There’s full controller support, it announced. That was the launch trailer for Staxel, a voxel-based farming game with crafting and building mechanics. The other day a shiny trailer popped up somewhere or other, licked a finger and started stimulating the Lisa Frank receptors in my brain with bright colours and cute characters. I don’t quite know how it happened, why I let it happen, or if it could happen again, but fuck me, I got rinsed.